my fucking smart ass girlfriend who is very close to my heart has finally gotten her results. oh my fucking god, a distinction for her masters of science. my darling dear, a happy tear was shed for you in spite of the stye that is annoying the crap out of my eye.
yes, that is how much this dodo loves you.
reminds me, my dear distinction holder, you owe me that first, okay, maybe not first, second or third at the very least, read of your brilliant thesis; even if you did have fucked up laboratory results with the mummy samples.