just for laughs...

disclaimer: To the males who are reading this, please do not fart in my direction over what you are about to read. If not, please stop at this point and go no further.

For all those men who say, why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. News flash, get updated.

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.

WHY?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like.. Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.. Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like.. Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.. Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like.. Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.. Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like.. Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like.. Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like.. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like.. Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like.. Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like.. Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like.. Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Just for laughs for the girlfriends out there who have a love hate relationship with men, or their men. For the males, even if offence intended, though none actually, got it off from someone else, so it ain't me saying the stuff. If you are still miffed about it, just too bad...

told you so!!!

Just scroll up to check the disclaimer.